alexrose (alexrose) wrote,
alexrose
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I CLEANED MY ROOM!

I CLEANED MY ROOM. BE AMAZED. IT TOOK ME ALL DAY.
If I was clever enough, I’d post before and after pictures, but I’m not. As it is, here’s a list of all the interesting things I found. (Hey, I can to entertain myself somehow).
  • 33 books and counting
  • 3 rolls of duct tape on my desk. THREE
  • 3 rolls of medical tape
  • 3 rolls of masking tape
  • 3 rolls of scotch tape
  • 1 roll of electrical tape
  • Gold leaf
  • A barrette! Exciting, because up until this time, my hair’d been in my face
  • A January newspaper
  • The New Years edition of the Economist
  • Prescription medication from a year ago
  • Life savers…from Christmas
  • Wrapping paper, also from Christmas
  • 11 pop cans. Impressive when one considers that my father had cleared out every one he could see but a week before
  • 2 knife
  • 1 spoon
  • 9 forks
  • 12 batteries (one of which I realized was usable after having thrown it out. Damn…what can one do with three AAAs?)
  • Pliers
  • 3 pairs of scissors
  • 3 house keys
  • 9 cups under my bed
  • 2 bike locks…interesting because I don’t ride a bike
  • 6 glue sticks/bottles
  • 6 broken headphones
  • Martini shaker!
  • tooth blackener
  • A...umm....250$ paycheck from last year that I'd never cashed. Fuck I'm a retard.
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